Left the room for 3.5 seconds, and this is what I came back to....

A wild man on the coffee table.  He knows he's not supposed to do that.  I took a pic.  I'm sure that discouraged him.  Ha!

This child is non-stop....holding a fork and a pen (I think).

As I told him to get down and walked towards him, he began his mad dash off the table.  Which included kicking these candles off the table.  Ya, that helped.

Love him :).